双语笑话|Be careful with what you wish for 慎重许愿

Be careful with what you wish for

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration^{1 a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.}

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom^{2! She had the tickets in her hand.}

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused^{3 for a moment, then said shyly, Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.}

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

慎重许愿

一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的过生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，因为他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每一个人一个愿望。

老婆想周游世界。仙女招了招手。呯！的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

下面该老公许愿了。他犹豫一会儿，害臊地说，那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女性。

仙女拾起了魔术棒。呯！，他变成了90岁。